Yeah, yeah. I know. "THEY'RE GETTING TOO OLD!" "THEY SHOULD RETIRE, LET ALONE BE IN A RETIREMENT HOME!" Say what you want to say (seriously no Sara Barelles reference there... well, not intentionally) But I think those guys kick ass. We already know who the brains of the outfit is. (No I'm not talking about you Arnie) Sly himself. He's got a plan, it works great, and he sticks to it. I don't give a damn for small talk or intros, so without further to do, here's who they already got in their 3 movie line up and here's who I think they should get in the future. (If there is a future.) Let's begin.
Jean-Claude Van Damme
...and of course
Throughout 3 movies these guys have kicked so much ass it's unbelievable. (Well technically the 3rd isn't out yet, but I'm sure it'll be awesome.) Now... for future movies, here's who I think they're missing and should consider:
The Rock-- excuse me Dwayne Johnson
and last but not least...
The Fresh Prince Himself: Will "Big Willie" F***ing Smith
That's your entire dream team right there. All of these guys. I tell you, if they had a movie with every one of these assholes in it together, I would pay huge money to see it. And just for shits and giggles, throw in Channing Tatum and Mark Walberg. I mean even these guys need a punching bag or two.