Yeah, yeah. I know. "THEY'RE GETTING TOO OLD!" "THEY SHOULD RETIRE, LET ALONE BE IN A RETIREMENT HOME!" Say what you want to say (seriously no Sara Barelles reference there... well, not intentionally) But I think those guys kick ass. We already know who the brains of the outfit is. (No I'm not talking about you Arnie) Sly himself. He's got a plan, it works great, and he sticks to it. I don't give a damn for small talk or intros, so without further to do, here's who they already got in their 3 movie line up and here's who I think they should get in the future. (If there is a future.) Let's begin.
Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Randy Couture
Terry Crews
Dolph Lundgren
Chuck Norris
Steve Austin
Mickey Rourke
Eric Roberts
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Bruce Willis
Harrison Ford
Kelsey Grammer
Liam Hemsworth
Kellan Lutz
Wesley Snipes
Antonio Banderas
Scott Adkins
Mel Gibson
...and of course
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!
Throughout 3 movies these guys have kicked so much ass it's unbelievable. (Well technically the 3rd isn't out yet, but I'm sure it'll be awesome.) Now... for future movies, here's who I think they're missing and should consider:
Lou Ferrigno
Vin Diesel
Jackie Chan
Nicolas Cage
The Rock-- excuse me Dwayne Johnson
Danny Trejo
Pierce Brosnan
John Cena
Denzel Washington
John Travolta
and last but not least...
The Fresh Prince Himself: Will "Big Willie" F***ing Smith
That's your entire dream team right there. All of these guys. I tell you, if they had a movie with every one of these assholes in it together, I would pay huge money to see it. And just for shits and giggles, throw in Channing Tatum and Mark Walberg. I mean even these guys need a punching bag or two.